Tuesday Random

Random observations by someone who wasn’t there:

I feel a little better about myself when I see pictures of Worm’s fat ass.

Chic holding a budweiser.  I assume for Shawn.  “Merry Christmas from the family, ya’ll!”

Ashley getting the Coors Light.  That was truly an ingenious gift.

Gary, Shawn, Worm, and Jacob all in the same picture.  That’s a lot of chins.

Ben is smaller than Jacob.  Insert worn-out joke here.

Worm with all his “hoes.” 

Ben with the cut off sleeves.  I heard the story, but what I don’t see is the blood from Lizzy’s exploding head all over the white kitchen cabinets.