Week Ocho

Nice week last week. Really turned it around. Instead of a steady decline, I’m now in a full-fleged, five alarm nose dive. Time to pull up before I end up in the afterlife singing “Take Me Home Country Roads” with John Fucking Denver.

Tennessee -3 over Houston: Would’ve loved to have seen the look on the faces of the CBS announcers that got stuck with this stinker.

Philly -7 over Jax:  Got a feeling Jim Johnson is going to call blitzes until he’s blue in the face.

Cincinnati – 4 over Atlanta: Atlanta can’t stop anyone either. This game may end up being a shootout, although I think Vick used up a season’s worth of completions last Sunday.

Tampa +9 over NYG: Something interesting is going on in Tampa. The defense is really stepping it up and Gradowski is doing just enough.

Chicago -16 over San Francisco: Shouldn’t even be close. This could finally be the Sunday when someone actually get’s their head taken off on the field.

Green Bay -3.5 over Arizona: The Cardinals are in more of a tailspin than my picks.

Kansas City -6 over Seattle: Good opportunity for the Chefs in this one. Seneca+Maurice+Arrowhead= Blood in the Water

Nawlins -2 over Baltlimore: Not picking against the Saints in the Dome until I get a good reason.

St Louis -9.5 over San Diego: Make no mistake, the Football Jesus will prove victorious, but the Rams shouldn’t be giving 9 to anyone, especially a banged/juiced up Chargers’ defense.

Pittsburgh -8.5 over Oakland: Pittsburgh is living and dying with quarterback play. If Big Ben is ready the Steelers will roll.

NY Jets +2.5 over Cleveland: Leon Washington (the last living Seminole) should have a field day against a craptastic Browns run defense.

Indianapolis +3 over Denver: Denver’s defense has been stout as of late, but I’m not sure how they’ll react to not playing in prime time.

Dallas +5 over Carolina: Panther’s might be the worst team in the league as a home favorite. I think they win, but this will be closer than it should be.

New England -1.5 over Minnesota: I’d like to pick Minnesota, but the Pats are cruising right along. Just like me after this week.

10 Star Locks of the Week: Kansas City, NY Jets, and New Orleans