Checking In Week 6

Before we started, everyone should take a minute to stop and worship the Bears D in silence:

Thanks!

Gotta love the WORM’s optimism.  That is a true gambler at work.  I just hope he leads his sheep to the promised land, and not the wolves.  Let’s see if he made a turnaround as predicted:

Cincinnati -6 over Tampa Bay: Bad start for the turnaround: 0-1

Washington -9.5 over Tennessee: Really bad start: 0-2

Dallas -13 over Houston: OK, here we go: 1-2

Buffalo pk over Detroit: Not looking so hot here.  On a side note, how many games this year will Detriot play in that are basically unwatchable?  My guess is 16: 1-3

St. Louis +3.5 over Seattle: There is a chance: 2-3

Atlanta -2.5 over New York Giants: Surprise surprise: 2-4

Philadelphia -3 over Nawlins: Nope, that sound you hear is the WORM’s plane crashing: 2-5

Carolina +2.5 over Baltimore:OK, nice pick on the hometeam: 3-5

NY Jets -2.5 over Miami: barely: 4-5

San Diego -10 over San Francisco: easy one, but it is right: 5-5

Kansas City +7 over Pittsburgh:wow.  nope.  What is the deal with Big Ben?: 5-6

Oakland +16 over Denver: nice pick, there was no way I would have picked that way: 6-6

Chicago -10 over Arizona:I just want to apologize to the WORM for the offense performing like it did and not allowing the Bears to cover: 6-7

Locks of the Week:  Take the Jets and the Eagles: Just 1-1 again.  Another lack luster effort after the prediction of a turnaround.  Gamblers, do not read this site.  I will let you know when it is safe again.

Another losing week (in the red, not the pink) is not a good thing.  There must be some penalty instituted for Slim’s poor performance.  The staff is actively seeking suggestions from the audience for said punishment.

Overall record: 40-46-3 Still down overall, and it got worse this week.  Good news is that the hole isn’t all that deep, just gotta have some better picks.

Any challengers?  Wagon, you have enough free time to make some picks.  I might have to recruit an outside contributor.  I’d hate to do that tho. Got someone in mind tho…..