Week 6 Picks A.K.A. Locktober Week 2

Slow start to Locktober, but at least we didn’t finish in the red.  After this week we’ll be back to .500 for the season and we’ll be ready to start making some real money.  Onto this weeks winners:

Cincinnati -6 over Tampa Bay:  The Bengals had an off week last and that should give them more than enough time to prepare for the Bruce Gradkowski.
Washington -9.5 over Tennessee:  The Skins should get back on track this week as the Titans came back to earth.  The Titans won’t be able to move the ball as well this week as they did against the Indianapolis High School Colts.

Dallas -13 over Houston:  Dallas rebounds against an atrocious Houston team and Drew Bledsoe buys himself a few more weeks as starter.
Buffalo pk over Detroit:  Losman…Kitna…It’s the NFL on Fox!  The nation’s suicide rate doubles during this game.

St. Louis +3.5 over Seattle:  I’m still not sold on the Seadogs.  The Rams are quietly playing well, opposed to last year when they were sucking loudly.

Atlanta -2.5 over New York Giants:  I think the Giants defense gets exposed this week.  Just about the same time another Giant insults their manager.

Philadelphia -3 over Nawlins:  Lock of the week.  I just don’t understand this line at all.  New Orleans has one good win this season, and that was in probably the most emotional game in NFL since Joe Namath tried to make out with Suzy Kolber.  Otherwise, they’ve beat the Browns and the Bucs.  Let me repeat, they’ve beat Vick, Frye, and Gradkowski.  Not exactly murderer’s row.  Take the Eagles in a rout.

Carolina +2.5 over Baltimore:  This should be an interesting game.  I don’t think the Ravens are good enough to score against the Panthers.  One a side note, I can only thank God that this game is being played in Baltimore.  I don’t think there are enough deadbolt locks in the Queen City to make me feel safe knowing Ray Lewis was in town.

NY Jets -2.5 over Miami:  Who’s got the worse luck, Culpepper or Harrington?  Culpepper loses Moss and is exposed as a fraud.  Harrington signs with Miami as a back up thinking he’ll never have to be booed again and is now thrust into the line up.

San Diego -10 over San Francisco:  Until further notice, don’t bet against the Chargers.  Never.  Take them to win during their off week.

Kansas City +7 over Pittsburgh:  Roethlisberger is done.  DONE.  Mark my words, Charlie Batch will be starting for this team at the end of the season.

Oakland +16 over Denver:  Oakland puts it together sooner or later.  It starts with them losing a close one to a good team.

Chicago -10 over Arizona:  This one’s for Ben.

Locks of the Week:  Take the Jets and the Eagles.  Don’t sweat it at all.  If you have any extra cash at all, take this parlay.  Do yourself a favor.

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