Checking In Week 4

I’ll follow Slim’s rapid fire ways with my own PTI style baby.  But a quick plug for my dominating 4-0 Bears.  There, let’s go:

San Francisco +7 over Kansas City – How wrong can you be? Huard basically tea bagged the WORM for lack of faith: 0-1

San Diego -2.5 over Baltimore – Wrong again.  All hail the murderer: 0-2

Nawlins +7 over Carolina – least he could his team right: 1-2

Minnesota +1 over Buffalo – Wrong.  I wouldn’t have written anything either.  Only Luscious and his boy little Simms cared about the outcome here: 1-3

Miami -3.5 over Houston – Don’t sleep on Super Mario.  And Culpepper sucks worse than the Texans: 1-4

Indy -9 over NYJ – Wrong, even with the Colts dropping 31.  Pennington to Cotcherry all day my friend: 1-5

Tennessee +9.5 over Dallas – Holy shit, this is almost as bad a call as the KC game: 1-6

Atlanta -7.5 over Arizona – when, at least there are 2 correct picks: 2-6

St. Louis -5.5 over Detriot – OK, back to Slim’s winning ways, but a lot of ground to make up.  And Kitna is next weeks fantasy sleeper, just don’t forget who gave you the tip: 3-6

Cincinnati -6 over New England – Ouch, so much for the winning ways.  Never count out the Pats: 3-7

Jax -3 over Washington – Did the D even touch Brunell?  And portis’ return continues, helping me trample the busted ass so called “wagon”: 3-8

Cleveland -2.5 over Oakland – Right, at least we didn’t have to see Brooks this week, although Curry was sighted throwing another one in the dirt: 4-8

Chicago -2.5 over Seattle – Good pick.  Always pick my Bears: 5-8

Philly -11 over Green Bay -ends on a good note.  And I hate to say it, but Farve shouldn’t have come back: 6-8

Lead Pipe Locks: Indy, Cleveland, St. Louis, and Jacksonville: 2-2

Another lack luster effort from Calhoun here.  You would almost think that Slim’s younger brother Brian (Luke knows Brian too) beat Slim over the head and started making the picks.

Overall Record: 26-33-1

3 losing weeks out of 4.  Unless there is a drastic improvement, this group may have to revoke its endorsement of Calhoun, the betting master.  His poor picks have really been hurting the unsuspecting gamblers out there.  Let’s hope he doesn’t have another week of subpar EFFORT and performance.  Good luck SLIM.

We also have yet to have any person (Luke) step up to the plate and challenge the WORM.  I guess he is too busy chasing the co-eds around the GROVE and getting no where.  At least the WORM is man enough to submit his picks to everyone and take the abuse like a whipped man.  And he gets more than you too.