Eventhough the good doctor hosed me out of my genius Dolphins upset pick, I will once again enlighten you people (crackers) the ways of NFL Week 10:
Baltimore (-7) at Tennessee 1:00 p.m.
Belick is calling the plays, go with the Ravens.
Buffalo at Indianapolis (-12.5) 1:00 p.m.
Indy on carpet will cover.
Chicago at N.Y. Giants 1:00 p.m. (Pick ’em)
Da Bears will prevail. Giants have no defenders left.
Cleveland at Atlanta (-8.5) 1:00 p.m.
Look for the Browns to pull an upset this week.
Green Bay at Minnesota (-5.5) 1:00 p.m.
Favre will throw for 3 TDs.
Houston at Jacksonville (-10.5) 1:00 p.m.
Jags covered last week at home. Will do it again this week.
Kansas City (-1) at Miami 1:00 p.m.
Fins still suck.
New Orleans at Pittsburgh (-4.5) 1:00 p.m.
Let’s all chant “We want Bill”. Brees will have a good day.
N.Y. Jets at New England (10.5) 1:00 p.m.
10.5 is a bit excessive, take the Jets.
San Diego (-1.5) at Cincinnati 1:00 p.m.
Shootout alert. I’m calling it 45-42 Chargers.
San Francisco at Detroit (-6) 1:00 p.m.
Santa Clara 49ers just doesn’t sound quite right. Take them with 6 points.
Washington at Philadelphia (-7) 1:00 p.m.
Skins blow and will continue to blow.
Denver (-9) at Oakland 4:05 p.m.
Oakland=Worst offense EVER.
Dallas (-7) at Arizona 4:15 p.m.
T.O. will drop another 2-3 passes and the sideline scene will remind you of the Philly days of old.
St. Louis at Seattle (-3.5) 4:15 p.m.
Seneca Wallace is over-rated and so are the Seahawks (weakest 2nd half schedule in NFC).
Tampa Bay at Carolina (-9) 8:30 p.m.
Go Panthers! 24-10 the good guys.
That’s it folks.
A note to the Good Doctor: You might want to find out how keyboards are used to type Mandarin. Because your latest job (What is it, the 12th one now?) just got out-sourced to China.
2 thoughts on “Week 10”
a) Sparing as much detail as possible, we’re actually not all that threatened by China in the adhesives industry; in fact, we’re a major supplier to them. Our import regulations are much stricter regarding environmental approvals, and since most of our customers have tight lead times and many of our products have a three- to six-month shelf-life before they begin deteriorate, it is not plausible to import adhesives.
b) This is job #7, not 12.
c) I fixed your pick.
Great call on the SD/Bungles game