Declaration of Name Change

I’d like to announce that I’m officially changing my name. From this moment on I will be simply known as “Wagon.” If you cannot simply call me “Wagon” please feel free to substitute the article “The” for “Chuck.”

I feel it is necessary for me to drop “Chuck,” and all variations of said name, after the events that transpired this past weekend. I no longer wish to share the same name as, or be associated in any way with, The Clown Coach, who also goes by the name of “Chuck.” I’m sure you’ve seen him on Saturdays wielding around his prized Circus Monkey in front “you people.”