Wufpack Ready to Begin Season.

Raleigh, NC – With the summer season getting ready to tip off in the next week the Wufpack have finally got their roster set. With the loss of Kirk Kruger for the season, due to his hiatus to finally try and pass the NC bar, there was an opening for GM Scott Frank to fill. After much deliberation Frank finally decided to sign free agent Chris Hasse. Frank said that “Chris was just the perfect fit for what we were looking to accomplish with this team.” Frank failed to mention that Chris was the only available option as he was the last remaining free agent in the pool.

With the addition of Chris there will have to be some position changes to make room for the addition. The most noticeable moves will be Shawn Willams to small forward, Scott Frank (player) to shooting guard, and Matt Edwards to point guard. Frank (GM) thinks that the moves might put a burden on the teams ball handling but he feels that Matt will be up to the challenge – “If Matt can handle the ball the way he has been making layups we have nothing to worry about.” Williams and Frank (player) will be able to help with the ball handling as long as they remember to pass the ball, look up, and not dribble into triple teams.

Rounding out the team this season are some familiar faces with some new looks. Geary Knapp is up in weight and has added a mullet in homage of the Carolina Hurricanes quest for the Stanley Cup. Ben Crawford is back but has his changed his nick name from Big Slow to Medium Fast after his wife stopped feeding him and he lost 50lbs. Shooting guard Shaun Taylor discovered that guards could go past the three point line in the offseason and hopes to add this to his game. Chris Langdale was unable to be reached by the time this article ran we can only assume he’ll be playing because he’s still on the roster.

All Wufpack games will be played at the JC Community Park off of Wade Avenue this summer. Please come and show your support.