Saturday morning, while getting in an early morning workout at the gym, shaking off my week, I had this realization about life: attractive people do not get up early.
It’s not scientific, but I’ll swear by it.
I’m confident there are many ugly people that like to sleep in, so it isn’t a reciprocal relationship. And I have no explanation why us ugly people are the only ones, but I am certain that attractive people do not do anything before 10.
I don’t know why; it’s just one of the many mysteries of life, I guess.
Perhaps the reason this theory has not surfaced before is because the only people up early enough to create or prove such a theory would have to be ugly themselves. The person that gives birth to the theory condemns themselves unattractive at the same time.
I think slim is onto something….
I did that in my original theory, so there’s really nothing to add.
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