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Despite their recent contraction of man’s best friend, cock-in-mouth disease, Team Aneursym escaped their first-round matchup with the Eastern Kentucky Colonels, of the Who Gives a Fuck league, with a 86-65 victory.
When asked about overcoming the dreaded disease, sophomore knob-swabber Psycho T said, “Bwrrr bwrrr bwrrr bwrr bwrr bwrr, bwrr.” Without a cock in the mouth, that translates directly to “My coach is a fucking faggot.”
More to come…