{"id":86,"date":"2006-10-03T15:03:32","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T19:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/section30.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2006-10-03T15:03:32","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T19:03:32","slug":"checking-in-week-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/section30.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Checking In Week 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll follow Slim&#8217;s rapid fire ways with my own PTI style baby.\u00c2\u00a0 But a quick plug for my dominating <strong>4-0 Bears<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 There, let&#8217;s go:<\/p>\n<p>San Francisco +7 over Kansas City &#8211; How wrong can you be? Huard basically tea bagged the WORM for lack of faith: <strong>0-1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>San Diego -2.5 over Baltimore &#8211; Wrong again.\u00c2\u00a0 All hail the murderer: <strong>0-2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nawlins +7 over Carolina &#8211; least he could his team right: <strong>1-2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Minnesota +1 over Buffalo &#8211; Wrong.\u00c2\u00a0 I wouldn&#8217;t have written anything either.\u00c2\u00a0 Only Luscious and his boy little Simms cared about the outcome here: <strong>1-3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Miami -3.5 over Houston &#8211; Don&#8217;t sleep on Super Mario.\u00c2\u00a0 And Culpepper sucks worse than the Texans: <strong>1-4<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Indy -9 over NYJ &#8211; Wrong, even with the Colts dropping 31.\u00c2\u00a0 Pennington to Cotcherry all day my friend: <strong>1-5<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tennessee +9.5 over Dallas &#8211; Holy shit, this is almost as bad a call as the KC game: <strong>1-6<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Atlanta -7.5 over Arizona &#8211; when, at least there are 2 correct picks: <strong>2-6<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>St. Louis -5.5 over Detriot &#8211; OK, back to Slim&#8217;s winning ways, but a lot of ground to make up.\u00c2\u00a0 And Kitna is next weeks fantasy sleeper, just don&#8217;t forget who gave you the tip: <strong>3-6<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cincinnati -6 over New England &#8211; Ouch, so much for the winning ways.\u00c2\u00a0 Never count out the Pats: <strong>3-7<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Jax -3 over Washington &#8211; Did the D even touch Brunell?\u00c2\u00a0 And portis&#8217; return continues, helping me trample the busted ass so called &#8220;wagon&#8221;: <strong>3-8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cleveland -2.5 over Oakland &#8211; Right, at least we didn&#8217;t have to see Brooks this week, although Curry was sighted throwing another one in the dirt: <strong>4-8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Chicago -2.5 over Seattle &#8211; Good pick.\u00c2\u00a0 Always pick my Bears: <strong>5-8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Philly -11 over Green Bay -ends on a good note.\u00c2\u00a0 And I hate to say it, but Farve shouldn&#8217;t have\u00c2\u00a0come back: <strong>6-8<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lead Pipe Locks: Indy, Cleveland, St. Louis, and Jacksonville: <strong>2-2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Another lack luster effort from Calhoun here.\u00c2\u00a0 You would almost think that Slim&#8217;s younger brother Brian (Luke knows Brian too) beat Slim over the head and started making the picks.<\/p>\n<p>Overall Record: <strong>26-33-1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>3 losing weeks out of 4.\u00c2\u00a0 Unless there is a drastic improvement, this group may have to revoke its endorsement of Calhoun, the betting master.\u00c2\u00a0 His poor picks have really been hurting the unsuspecting gamblers out there.\u00c2\u00a0 Let&#8217;s hope he doesn&#8217;t have another week of subpar EFFORT and performance.\u00c2\u00a0 Good luck SLIM.<\/p>\n<p>We also have yet to have any person (Luke) step up to the plate and challenge the WORM.\u00c2\u00a0 I guess he is too busy chasing the co-eds around the GROVE and getting no where.\u00c2\u00a0 At least the WORM is man enough to submit his picks to everyone and take the abuse like a whipped man.\u00c2\u00a0 And he gets more than you too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll follow Slim&#8217;s rapid fire ways with my own PTI style baby.\u00c2\u00a0 But a quick plug for my dominating 4-0 Bears.\u00c2\u00a0 There, let&#8217;s go: San Francisco +7 over Kansas City &#8211; How wrong can you be? Huard basically tea bagged the WORM for lack of faith: 0-1 San Diego -2.5 over Baltimore &#8211; Wrong again.\u00c2\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/section30.com\/?p=86\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Checking In Week 4<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}