The United States has played 2 games and scored one goal. They wouldn’t have scored that one if Manu Ginobli’s twin brother hadn’t booted the ball into his own goal, and the US is supposed to be the 5th ranked team in the world?<\/p>\n
Based on my extensive knowledge of soccer and my keen observation of the World Cup this far, I have come up with my own “Futbol Top 10”<\/p>\n
1. Germany – They have home field advantage in the biggest soccer tournament there is, they must’ve had some kind of regular season.
\n2. Brazil – Because they usually win
\n3. Argentina – My boy Pablo was from Argentina and he was the best soccer player I’ve ever known. Then again I didn’t have many friends that played soccer, mostly because I didn’t enjoy licking balls or getting my ass kicked.
\n4. Czech Republic – They beat the US so they must be the best EVAR!!!1!
\n5. United States – U S A U S A U S A!!!!
\n6. UNC-CH Girls Team – Thanks Beautiful
\n7. The Atanta Braves – They’ve kicked the ball around with such proclivity this summer.
\n8. Wilkes Central High School
\n9. Sisters of the Poor
\n10. My 4 year old cousin’s YMCA team<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The United States has played 2 games and scored one goal. They wouldn’t have scored that one if Manu Ginobli’s twin brother hadn’t booted the ball into his own goal, and the US is supposed to be the 5th ranked team in the world? Based on my extensive knowledge of soccer and my keen observation … Continue reading Soccer<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}