{"id":153,"date":"2007-03-16T16:17:57","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T20:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/section30.com\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-03-16T16:19:41","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T20:19:41","slug":"team-aneurysm-overcomes-cock-in-mouth-disease-to-win-ncaa-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/section30.com\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"Team Aneurysm Overcomes Cock-In-Mouth Disease to Win NCAA Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.newsobserver.com\/smedia\/2007\/03\/16\/03\/557-reg-1575816-1008874.embedded.prod_affiliate.3.jpg\" \/>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Despite their recent contraction of man&#8217;s best friend, cock-in-mouth disease, Team Aneursym escaped their first-round matchup with the Eastern Kentucky Colonels, of the Who Gives a Fuck league, with a 86-65 victory.<\/p>\n<p>When asked about overcoming the dreaded disease, sophomore knob-swabber Psycho T said, &#8220;Bwrrr bwrrr bwrrr bwrr bwrr bwrr, bwrr.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Without a cock in the mouth, that translates directly to &#8220;My coach is a fucking faggot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>More to come&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c2\u00a0 Despite their recent contraction of man&#8217;s best friend, cock-in-mouth disease, Team Aneursym escaped their first-round matchup with the Eastern Kentucky Colonels, of the Who Gives a Fuck league, with a 86-65 victory. When asked about overcoming the dreaded disease, sophomore knob-swabber Psycho T said, &#8220;Bwrrr bwrrr bwrrr bwrr bwrr bwrr, bwrr.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 Without a cock &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/section30.com\/?p=153\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Team Aneurysm Overcomes Cock-In-Mouth Disease to Win NCAA Game<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}