Random observations by someone who wasn’t there:<\/p>\n
I feel a little better about myself when I see pictures of Worm’s fat ass.<\/p>\n
Chic holding a budweiser.\u00c2\u00a0 I assume for Shawn.\u00c2\u00a0 “Merry Christmas from the family, ya’ll!”<\/p>\n
Ashley getting the Coors Light.\u00c2\u00a0 That was truly an ingenious gift.<\/p>\n
Gary, Shawn, Worm, and Jacob all in the same picture.\u00c2\u00a0 That’s a lot of chins.<\/p>\n
Ben is smaller than Jacob.\u00c2\u00a0 Insert worn-out joke here.<\/p>\n
Worm with all his “hoes.”\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
Ben with the cut off sleeves.\u00c2\u00a0 I heard the story, but what I don’t see is the blood from Lizzy’s exploding head all over the white kitchen cabinets.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Random observations by someone who wasn’t there: I feel a little better about myself when I see pictures of Worm’s fat ass. Chic holding a budweiser.\u00c2\u00a0 I assume for Shawn.\u00c2\u00a0 “Merry Christmas from the family, ya’ll!” Ashley getting the Coors Light.\u00c2\u00a0 That was truly an ingenious gift. Gary, Shawn, Worm, and Jacob all in the … Continue reading Tuesday Random<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}